What is wrong with my children?

Zach came out of the bathroom today and he was all wet. I asked him what the heck he was doing and he said that he stuck his head in the toilet! Sure enough, he smelled like pee and he was drentch with pee water! lovely... Alissa's new thing is to take off her diapers. Yesterday she took off three poopy diapers and walked out and showed me her poop. So today I put tape on her diaper and she has managed to keep the tape on and get her diaper off! Awe, the joys of having kids...